I need to vent! I am so over people asking me if I am pregnant!!! I can’t handle it anymore. One of these days I am going to fly off the deep end and it won’t be pretty.
Within the past month, I have had 2-3 people per week as me if I was preggers. I feel like screaming," NO I"M NOT EFFIN PREGNANT AND IF I WAS YOU WOULD BE THE LAST TO KNOW!!" The second I decline a glass of wine or if I’m not drinking coffee at school the pregnancy police are all over me. Seriously, from my boss, to coworkers and even close friends and family; are people really that RUDE?!?!
The other day, my coworker pulls me aside and asks if I was preggers. “No. Im sorry Im not. Just fat I guess. Maybe I should loose weight?” The week before my boss did the same thing. When I told her I wasn’t she gave the the “once over” This morning, my coworker, "Oh, your not drinking coffee today?!? Wink, wink. NO I NOT EFFIN PREGNANT you A-HOLES!!!
Feeling somewhat better…
What have you done or what do you say to people who continually ask? I’m so over being nice about it. I am tempted to say, “Well, we are still trying to absorb the news that we can’t have children, but if a miracle happens I will be sure to let you know.” However, im too afraid I will jinx myself!